Q:   A moron going to London on a plane, how can you steal
his window  seat?
A:   Tell  him the seats that are going to London are all in
the middle  row.

Q:   What do you do when a moron throws a pin at you ?
A:   Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Q: What do you do when a moron throws a grenade at you ?
A: Remove the pin and throw it back at him.

Q:   How do you make a moron laugh on Saturday?
A:   Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q:   What is the moron doing when he holds his hands tightly over his  ears?
A:   Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q:   Why did the moron stare at frozen orange juice can for
2 hours?
A:   Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q:   Why do morons work seven days a week?
A:   So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
 

Q:   What did the moron do when he noticed that someone had already  written on the overhead
transparency?
A:   He turned it over and used the other side.

Q:   How do you confuse a moron?
A:   You don't. They're born that way.

Q:   How do you keep a moron in suspense?
A:   (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q:   How do you keep a moron busy?
A:   Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of
paper.

Q:   Why can't morons make ice cubes?
A:   They always forget the recipe.

Q:   How did the moron try to kill the bird?
A:   He threw it off a cliff.

Q:   Why did 18 morons go to a movie?
A:   because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q:   What's the difference between a moron and a computer?
A:   You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q:   Why do men like moron jokes??
A:   Because they can understand them.

Q:   What does a moron say when you ask him if his blinker
is on?
A:   It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
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